tisdag 31 augusti 2010

Pink Floyd

 "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He makes me down to lie, Through pastures green, He leadeth me the silent waters by. With bright knives, He releaseth my soul. He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places. He converteth me to lamb cutlets. For lo! He hath great power and great hunger. When cometh the day we lowly ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, Master the art of karate, Lo! we shall rise up And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water."

Modified version of Psalm 23 from the song Sheep, of the album Animals, clearly stating that sheep should learn karate and stand up against the oppressors, the dogs.

Its just plain awesome I tell you!

måndag 30 augusti 2010

10 reasons why they should make a Monkey Island movie

Everybody loves monkey island. Why is this?
Because its a game that has EVERYTHING.

The humour is wonderful, the puzzles very thought through and the items in your arsenal are truly remarkable.
The items you use range from a handdrawn map to not lose your way in the woods, to a squeaky rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle!

So why should they make a movie? Here's TEN reasons for you:

1: First and foremost, the humour is out of this world.
2: Insult swordfighting in action would be awesome!
3: Would love to see Guybrush Threepwood stuff loads of things down his pants!
4: Elaine is probably SMOKING.
5: The cannibals are awesome!
6: Guybrush holds his breath for ten minutes.
7: The fight with LeChuck!
8: Imagine the voicecast of the games.. on screen!
9: LeChucks goons!
10: Its Monkey Island for crying out loud!

By the way, there is a play based on monkey island here: